Let’s just get this out there: you just can’t call anything The Girl with Etc Etc Etc anymore. It is done, that is Stieg’s thing, and even if it makes sense in the context of the book, it looks like you are trying to emulate his books, or ride on his fame, or claim you’re the next big thing. This isn’t the only book guilty of this, but I think it should stop.
What? Some reviewers manage to make it past the front cover, too? Well okay then. Luckily, Clock for a Heart has much to redeem it. George Foss is a man who does not change much, and is at his usual bar with his semi-permanent not-girlfriend Irene when he sees a woman who makes him go all weak at the knees: Liana Decter. They dated for one glorious, never-surpassed semester in college, but that relationship ended with confusion, heartbreak, a sock to the face and a police presence. Suffice it to say that while George always hoped to see Liana again, he never thought he would. And she is not here by accident.
Liana has a favour to ask of George, and while he knows she is no innocent, George is still in her thrall enough to agree. It is not, sadly, his smartest idea.
This is a clever book that delights in throwing constant spanners in the works: is Liana trustworthy even as she admits to criminal undertakings? Who are the real bad guys, and what is the truth? It’s not always easy to tell. The writing is smart and instantly enjoyable, though the sex scenes are a little cringeworthy (as one of my friends says of such scenes, no one should “enter” something unless you also “exit” it later). I barreled through it at high speed, wondering where it was all going to end up. I appreciated that George (mostly) aided the police as much as possible, though there was a moment when I wanted to smack someone for leaving their mobile phone behind in the car while heading into danger. Sometimes George’s motivations were hard to follow (how many punches to the kidney does a man need before throwing his hands up?) but to be honest, I enjoyed it far too much to care. This is a super debut. Have at it.